When in doubt, ask yourself, "What would BOF Do?"

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What Would BOF Do?

BOF would: flex for the ladies.

BOF would: forget the Cold War.

BOF would: get dirty.

BOF would: get her number.

BOF would: get late night booty calls.

BOF would: get wet.

BOF would: go for a five second frenchie.

BOF would: help hashers with special needs.

BOF would: hold his pee.

BOF would: hug a whale.

BOF would: join any hash event.

BOF would: keep the Circle classy by wearing argyle.

BOF would: keep The Dump in line.

BOF would: keep the girls happy.

BOF would: keep the local ladies amused.

BOF would: lead the pack.

BOF would: let VT win.

BOF would: look for his glasses.

BOF would: look good.

BOF would: love dogs.

BOF would: love the Taichung Hash.

BOF would: not do his hair before The Circle.

BOF would: not give a f*ck about minor flesh wounds!

BOF would: persevere.

BOF would: piss himself.

BOF would: play air guitar.

BOF would: pose.

BOF would: redefine "fanny pack".

BOF would: ride bitch.

BOF would: ride the bus.

BOF would: shit himself.

BOF would: sit while ladies stand!

BOF would: slide down ass first.

BOF would: slow dance.

BOF would: smile.

BOF would: sometimes be the wanker on the phone.

BOF would: sometimes get tired.

BOF would: sometimes have a gay moment.

BOF would: sometimes not understand.

BOF would: sometimes remember.

BOF would: support the royal family.

BOF would: support.

BOF would: tell it like it is.

BOF would: tough it out!

BOF would: tough it out.

BOF would: tough it out.

BOF would: try to out-wound The Dump.

BOF would: warm up for a hash by running a marathon.

BOF would: wear a red dress.

BOF would: what the f*ck is he doing now?

BOF would: always assist special-needs hashers.

BOF would: always be checking his heart rate.

BOF would: always enjoy a cold one with fellow hashers.

BOF would: always enjoy the circle.

BOF would: always finish his beer.

BOF would: always finish his beer.

BOF would: always finish the runners' trail.

BOF would: always get back up.

BOF would: always go down for a 69.

BOF would: always run the runners' trail.

BOF would: amaze.

BOF would: cheer on whomever was in The Circle.

BOF would: cockblock The Dump.

BOF would: come back for All Island Runs.

BOF would: conga.

BOF would: dance in The Circle!

BOF would: dance.

BOF would: dance.

BOF would: dance.

BOF would: dance.

BOF would: dance.

BOF would: double up on beers.

BOF would: drink for Canada.

BOF would: drink the big beer.

BOF would: drink with almost anyone.

BOF would: drink with the Chalk Jew.

BOF would: drink with the dogs.

BOF would: enjoy friendship.

BOF would: enjoy friendship.

BOF would: even drink with Thar She Blows.

BOF would: even tolerate the Irish.

BOF would: fear nothing.

BOF would: finish his beer.