Taichung Hash House Harriers
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Hash Mismanagement

The Hash is run by volunteers who are not necessarily chosen for their ability to do the job, but rather, their willingness. Although they will accept beer and thanks, no formal payment is made to these tireless individuals who keep the Hash running on trail. If a Hasher is unhappy with the way things are being mismanaged, then they are kindly asked to step up to the plate and make a contribution.

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Grand Master

Sir Slip/Snip (?) a Lot
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The Grand Master is responsible for keeping the hash running.  He will often start The Circle, organize hash events, and call the rest of us a bunch of incompetent fools.  Deep down inside he is just jealous that he didn't get enough piss during down-downs.

Religious Master

Colon Howl (aka. The F**cking Pope)
The Religious Master, having graduated from Religious Advisor, aides in all matters pertaining to Down-downs, Namings, DOBs and all other debauchery associated with the Hash. He is a mentor for the Religious Advisor as he has a direct voice to The God of Hashes himself. The RM will also perform the ceremonies involved in Consummation Runs, sacrifices of virgins, and exorcism of weekend demons. He will also hear confessions of any Hasher but is not bound by any secrecy thereof.
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Religious Advisor

Snoopy Pooper
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Religion can be found in a beer and the RA is sure to give you a preaching.  Sin on the trail and you will find salvation in the circle.  The Religious Advisor will be called in to help with hash naming, solve all conflicts of hash trash talk, and in general raise the spirits of all who attend.

Hare Raiser

The Lord Dump of Dakeng
The Hare Raiser has the unfortunate task of trying to get a bunch of drinkers organized enough to go out and look for runs.  He does his best to corner potential hares during moments of weakness (perhaps during a late night of drinking) and makes them commit to setting a run weeks in advance.  Think you can set a run?
​Contact the Hare Raiser before he finds you!
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Hash Cash/ Hash Stats​

Size Queen
​​The Hash Cash collects the money.  Without the money, there is no beer, and without the beer there is no Hash.  Hash Cash is the most important position so we always choose someone who has a good head for figures (preferably numbers rather than statues)!​​

​Somebody needs to make sure you will get your 100th Run Mug on time, as well as your Foot after you have hared 5 runs

Web Wanker

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Porny Walker
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​The Web Wanker is responsible for all miscommunication via the Taichung Hash website.  All photos, run write-ups and other information will be happily accepted, and then stripped down to their most embarrassing moments, before being uploaded.  And if you don’t like it, she doesn’t really give a rat’s ass!

Hash Flash

N/A
Just when you thought you’d gotten away with it, Hash Flash has immortalized your most stupid moment. She has an uncanny ability to drink beer and take photos, but this is due to the fact that she is not a mere mortal like the rest of us!
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Hash Snacks

I’m So Drunk
​Won't You Please Take Me Home?

​In a vain attempt to slow down the speed of getting pissed, Hashers will try to gorge themselves with as much junk food as possible before the Circle.  Hash Snacks ensures that there is a good balance of fats, sugars and carbohydrates, capable of soaking up the ensuing beers.

Ale Masters

MGT慢龜頭
The Lord Dump of Dakeng
Famous Anus
​Sir Snip-a-Lot
FedEx & Lulululu

(Photo will be updated as soon as it's available. 照片待新)
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Hash Disclaimer (Literally, "The Fine Print") Unfortunately, due to the nanny state mentality that has been promoted around the world, the following needs to be said: All Hash activities are undertaken at the individual's own risk. Neither the Taichung Hash nor any of its members accept any liability for an individual's personal safety or belongings. This doesn't mean that Hashers won't help each other out - of course they will, especially on trail. However, the Hash is not responsible for you; you are an adult, and we believe you are perfectly capable of making your own decisions. So listen to the Hares and know your own limits.
  • Home
    • Run info / Hare Line 本週資訊 / 未來路線
    • I want to hare 我要當兔子
    • Submit Your Run Info 提交路線信息
    • Haring For Halfwits 做兔子指南
  • TH3 台中捷兔
    • Transportation-Less
    • Special Run 特跑 >
      • Bus Hash - Joint Run
      • 2023 All Island Run 2023 全島特跑
    • First Timer 初次參加
    • About TH3 關於台中捷兔
    • Hash Haberdashery 服飾用品
    • Hash Hymns 歌曲
    • WWBD?
  • Hashing 跑hash
    • What Is Hashing? 什麼是"hashing"?
    • Hash History 歷史
    • Hash Traditions 傳統
  • Contact 聯絡我們
  • Hash Flash 紀錄
    • Hash Flash 2020
    • Hash Flash 2019
    • Hash Flash 2018
    • Hash Flash 2017
    • Hash Flash 2016
    • Hash Flash 2015
    • Hash Flash 2014
    • Hash Flash 2013
    • Hash Flash 2012
    • Hash Flash 2011 >
      • Aug 11 Sunday Hangover Run
    • Hash Flash 2010
    • Hash Flash 2009
    • Hash Flash 2008
    • Hash Flash 2007