TH3 meets every Saturday except for the last Saturday of the month.
Run details will be posted by the Thursday before the run.
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Run details will be posted by the Thursday before the run.
See our upcoming runs.
Run #841
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Come join and celebrate Spring Cock and Oral Fixation's Consummation Run! That's right, everyone's favourite obnoxious couple are buggering off to Australia and tying the knot (eventually). Because you know how woefully unreliable they both are they are giving you this fantastic opportunity to witness their consummation without having to buy an international ticket or peep throughout any windows...
The run is on Dadu mountain, it's very likely to rain so be prepared for that (almost 100% so bring your pina coladas), bring an umbrella for the downdowns as we celebrate with champaign and good cheer and give these two hashers a simultaneous 'Congratulations' and 'F*** off you C***s' Walkers about 5km, runners about 8km. One beer check for everyone. On on, Spring Cock + Oral Fixation Run Start Coordinates: https://goo.gl/maps/z96tNomYdhk
Directions from McDonald's: https://goo.gl/maps/EXJT6iuDBkK2 |
Meeting Point (if needed)
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Message for the Transportation-less:
Hashers with extra room in their cars might swing by the Wenxin McDonald's to see if anyone needs a ride, but there is no guarantee that cars will always show up. Remember: many run-start locations are close enough for you to scooter or taxi to. If you are new to the Hash and need a lift, make sure you contact us to let us know you will be there. We will do our best to encourage someone to meet you. Depart from McDonald's promptly at 13:00. Make sure you are ready to go by 12:50. Please give your driver $100NTD to say "thanks", and to encourage Hash members with cars to pick people up. This is a small price to pay to make sure you get to and from the Hash safely, and helps your driver with their gas expense. Thank you. |
Info for Virgins
The following are some minor details that you need to know and will make your hashing experience with the Taichung Hash more enjoyable:
• Unfortunately we are unable to support alcoholics for free and therefore require a donation of NT$200 for women and NT$300 for men. (This may be more for special runs when a bus and/or T-shirt is included). Having paid this, you are free to run, walk, snack, and drink as much as you'd like!
• Clothes and shoes will get wet or muddy on the trail and are no fun for standing around and drinking beer in. So, bring a change of clothes and a towel, as there is normally a hose somewhere for a rinse-down. Sun block (especially in the summer) and insect repellent are also useful.
• Always stick close to the trail. If you walk for more than 100 meters without seeing a mark - STOP! Go back to the last mark you saw and try again. We aim to not leave anybody out in the jungle, and it makes any search and rescue operations much easier if people who have lost their way are still on the trail somewhere. The Hares will find you!
• Laugh at yourself and fellow Hashers in equal quantities! We are all plainly mad for participating in this "sport", and therefore should never take ourselves too seriously!
• Unfortunately we are unable to support alcoholics for free and therefore require a donation of NT$200 for women and NT$300 for men. (This may be more for special runs when a bus and/or T-shirt is included). Having paid this, you are free to run, walk, snack, and drink as much as you'd like!
• Clothes and shoes will get wet or muddy on the trail and are no fun for standing around and drinking beer in. So, bring a change of clothes and a towel, as there is normally a hose somewhere for a rinse-down. Sun block (especially in the summer) and insect repellent are also useful.
• Always stick close to the trail. If you walk for more than 100 meters without seeing a mark - STOP! Go back to the last mark you saw and try again. We aim to not leave anybody out in the jungle, and it makes any search and rescue operations much easier if people who have lost their way are still on the trail somewhere. The Hares will find you!
• Laugh at yourself and fellow Hashers in equal quantities! We are all plainly mad for participating in this "sport", and therefore should never take ourselves too seriously!